I think the Malaccan (I’m only using capital letters for Malacca because I respect my birthplace, not the bastard governments that run it) government has recently colluded with Perodua bastards to install a certain “I didn’t put my ticket detector“.
They bloody summon my bloody MYVI’s tight ass!!!! URgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They gave me a RM30 summon for parking without putting a ticket. Problem is, I WAS BUYING THE GODAMNNED TICKET!!!!
Fuckers you know these idiots all. They’re hopeless for anything else this Malaccan government.
1. They can’t build proper roads. Look how fucked up our roads are all over. There isn’t ONE road in Malacca that’s good.
2. Half the money they collect goes into the direct pockets of these ministers without a proxy. Just slides right in their pockets and they buy their children Mini Cooper Limited Edition, S 210BHP versions.
3. The minister’s crib and the king of malacca’s crib is big like a Ja-Rule shed yet they do basically nothing to contribute to the state. Please la godamn it, I’ve been seeing rempits all weekend, where got do anything against them? However, an uncle ride his bike pass by roadblock also they saman, say his lights not working.
Now guess what? They summoned a poor innocent student that was trying to be a law abiding citizen that went to buy a ticket to put on his car. Why can’t these bastards just use back the old system of coins to pay? I know………..you know why? Because chances of people forgetting to put the tickets because they’re so troublesome is much higher with this system, so they can summon more people. Then these bastards can get more revenue which they’ll state as profits to the government and say that they’ll fix things like fallen lamposts, restore old buildings (yeahhhhhhhh right!!!!!!!!!), more construction and development and repair roads (i hate the roadS)
But fuck them, we all know the truth don’t we?
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=Happy Govt
LOOK WHAT THEY DAREEEEEEEEEED GIVE ME!
Oh why these bastards!!
THen………when I went to pay the fuckined summon, they fuckers, didn’t open the godamnned bootH!
SEE LOCKED!
CLOSE MAN!
Look……this is their opening hours wor….looking at the amount of heat, that I was exposing my delicate skin to the UV rays that could kill my precious cells…..it’s definitely about 3pM….OOOH!!!! *SWOONS!*
So this is what I did……..dare they summon me again?I’ll kill them
HMPH!!!!!!!!!!!
Beat that mofos!
The best part, was when I was about to get into my car….i saw that fucker stopping his bike there to saman my car again! I shouted straight into his face man, told him to see the amount of tickets I’ve already put. I’ll kill him if he dares summon me.
What are our rights as citizens of this country? How’d we know that we’re not being cheated, say if we put our tickets there and they still summon us, how can we tell? How can we speak to the relevant authorities to remove the compound and that we’ve actually put the tickets there?
hey wassup?still remember me?…feel sorry for ya saman…freakin ridiculous that they didn’t accept ur reason.freakin ridiculous..if my dad was in ur place he would scream da fella’s ears off.XD.too bad i still need to wait 2 more years b4 sitting in da driver’s seat.btw kinda hard to find da blinkin line thing to type here….
Comment by Megan — May 31, 2007 @ 1:11 pm
I agree with you actually. The malaccan government aren’t that bright! they can just fine you without any proof of whether you put the ticket thingy or not…
at least here is australia is different. the other day I saw one of the city rangers going to fine a car… they even took a photo of the ticket to show that it’s already expired before they fine the car owner.
see! stupid malaccan government don’t have the brains to work things out better! all they know to do is to fine! fine! fine! people for no reason.
Comment by li ying — June 1, 2007 @ 4:29 am
i know how u feel man coz malacca aint the only place whr u get ridiculous summons. kl,subang pun manyak manyak jugak.
there’s this once time wen i went back to the car with 5 mins left, then i went to the ticket machine to to buy another ticket.came back saw a bloody mpsj fella standing proudly in front of my car. he even gave me the ticket himself. then i see the time, just 1 friggin min late.
Comment by zhengguan — June 1, 2007 @ 8:56 am
Well, at least you know how it works. Me coming to Malacca on Sunday as tourist (2nd time). After few long minutes waiting for a parking, i managed to get one in jln merdeka. So i looked for a coin post/box to pay for it. but none is there. I thought it might be free since it is Sunday, for GOD sake.I looked around and found no notices that stirctly mention the road side lot is supposed to be paid by whateva ticket system there is. i do looked at one ticket booth near an entrance to a parkign area, looks like private carpark.I took the notice at the booth as applicable only to that parking area.
unsuspectingly, I just leave the car and wwent for shopping at building in front of the ship. to my surprise, when i came back a ticket is there under the wiper.SO, FUCK ALI RUSTAM/RUSTAM ALI whateva his name is. wish opposition takeover stupid malacca and its administration.
Comment by me from KL — March 11, 2008 @ 2:04 am