Kirksman Is More Than A Name

May 27, 2007

Chinese Guys Can NOT Drink.

Filed under: Uncategorized — kirksman @ 3:49 am

*Listening to DMX – What these bitches want from a nigga* – Stupid song sounds like a R&B and hip-hop fusion.

Yeah, I’m saying that. Chinese guys can NOT drink at all. My goodness, I’ve been to so many weddings, I’ve seen so many people in weddings that get hella drunk till they can’t even walk down the stairs without breaking their nose stumbling on the concrete steps. I’ve seen them fight and shout in weddings. I’d rank this as the platinum card of disrespect. Hello? People’s wedding, you fight? What kinda retard does that?

This was again proven yesterday at my buddy’s birthday. Again cannot drink. They were talking about drinking a whole bottle of liquor alone, about 4-5 packs later……….plet~ort…..(u can’t pronounce that lest ur kirksman) Start getting high and making noise about everything. My cousin and I were kinda surprised. Okay, that wasn’t even with the bottle yet. The worst part is, they started fighting after a few drinks. Play game also gadoh? Aiyoyooooooo….!! We seemed as if we drank like a tonne of drinks, but we drank only half a bottle!!! I remember drinking with Josh and R****, 1 whole bottle on ourselves, in about 3 hours. Then we started laughing like mad at R**** cuz he was totally drunk. :P

Now I know why the machas say chinese can’t drink. Well, might help that I’m mixed up.  Can you believe it, someone actually thought my dad was Serani? Puheeeleezeee……we don’t look THAT dark!

3 Comments »

  1. Hey nice layout. Who says Chinese guys can’t drink? Ju’s pretty good at it, (I think). Although I can’t say that it runs in the family. Algebra doesn’t look like he could handle anything but Shandy. So much for his ‘macho’ guy thing.

    Comment by Abi — May 27, 2007 @ 7:57 am

  2. Ju’s gotten drunk so many times I can’t bother counting. Once I had to tug him to the car……he ain’t good.

    but i think our family has it though.

    Comment by kirksman — May 27, 2007 @ 9:50 am

  3. Really? Wow. I’ve never seen him drunk. Coolies!! Was he laughing uncontrollably? ‘Cos that would be something worth seeing. Haha. OK, I think my dad can drink. I THINK. :3
    Surely you don’t mean that “Algebra” can drink too. He does NOT look the part.

    Comment by sugarice22 — May 28, 2007 @ 11:12 am


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