Self Immolation.

This is what I intend to do. I shall have dinner with my friends, then buy a bottle of thinner and blow myself (Okay, fine just the feet….)up in fire.

I will attempt to hold the fire for approximately 3 seconds before I try to put it out.

WHY?

Because my leg hair’s too long!!!
I need to shorten it. SO I’ll just burn it.

I’ve always had a fascination with fire. It never ended. People have peculiar fetishes, some like sniffing books, some love smelling their own poo, some people like to watch ladies walk, some men like to watch men’s asses. I love fire. How much more strange and sick can I be compared to these other people? I believe there is no and should NOT have a gauge. I’ve always been slightly on the eccentric and bizarre side, but no worries there.

The night shall begin on the 25th May 2007.

I shall be attending a birthday dinner of a friend.

Then outta courtesy, I’ll bring a bottle of JD’s for them. I doubt they’ll finish it anyway. Then I’ll get some of it flowing in my bloody so that it’ll nullify the pain….. I doubt it’ll stop the pain but it’s worth a try anyway.

Then for the post dinner lepak time, I’ll stand up, grab the thinner from my car and pour some on my shoes.

Then I’ll get a picture of it before the fire, and after the fire. And get a friend to record while I’m at it.

I hope my leg will be as smooth as Scarlett Johansen’s leg after it’s done.

Ignore the dustbin please. Fuck that leg’s a lil too vicarious for me. Let’s go with somthing a lil more subtle.

Mother……..and if I’m feelin good, I’ll burn my abs too. Get a lil tan down there. No not DOWN there fuckface.

Yea screw school man!!!!!!!! WOHOOOOOOO!! I’m burning myself!!! Get all they hairs gone.

woohooo hoo!! Mou Chong kong ching chong chang ching!!!!! Mofuaker!!! Taycheeeeee!!!!!!!!

This is the literal sense of “Burn me baby, burn me desire with your fire~!”