Kirksman Is More Than A Name

March 27, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — kirksman @ 2:25 pm

Mau belajao cara buek meggi style kirsman?

Inilah!
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Sediakan meggi, air filtered, telur 2 bijik, ngan tuna yang tak habis makan masa breakfast tu pagi tadi.

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Panaskan air ngan stove anda.

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Ambik telor pas tu ambik tuna lu.

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pecahkan sebijik lagi telor tu kat atas tuna tu abih gaol…

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Oo shok?

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Buang semua kat dalam can tuna tu……..abih tutup tau.

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Masak ahhhhh…..

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buang mee kat dalam airmedidih tu…..

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maut nie…panass

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tuang telur ngan tuna kat dalam……shok tak?

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Sedap ah?

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pas tu buang kat lam tong sampah. Amalkan keberseihan…..

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ini adalah optional
ia adalah whey protein ngan susu ngan oats….ngan sikit honey.

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SHOKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

March 25, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — kirksman @ 5:07 pm

When I’m not in my comfort zone, everything feels awkward. When I’m not with the people I like, things don’t feel the same. Things don’t feel good and I can’t do what I’m good at. I need changes, I like changes, I just don’t like changes in the people around me. I like additions, just that I never get enough. All I get are freeloaders that jump off after a achieving what they’ve intended to grope off my fingers.

However, only when I do this, I’m invincible. Nobody can tell me that I’m doing something wrong, because I know this game like it’s my religion. I know it better than my religion. The frustration, the satisfaction, the awed look that hangs off the jaws of people. I may not be the best at it, yet. However, I’m determined to be the best in my country. It may take years, but I’m not chasing time on this game. Most of the strongest, come at the age of over 30. A few gifted ones, come early. I was however, not just ….not gifted, I was taken.

Yeah, the bodybuilding abilities. I’ve a body built like stickmen. My shoulders are narrow and pushed downwards. I’m bottom heavy. I’ve naturally weak back. My knees crapped out on me ages ago. And I’ve a hereditary joint problem. My arms are long.

However, because I’m built with a bottom heavy physique, I can make an excellent deadlifter and squatter. My long ams reduces the travel distance when deadlifting, this however can prove a disadvantage when benchpressing, which kinda explains my weak benches.

I’m not discouraged though. I’m setting personal records and I will continue to do so for a long time. I will hit a 600lbs benchpress, a 700lbs squat and a 700lbs deadlift and clean 500lbs someday. I hope at least :P

March 12, 2007

SooOOoOOoOooOOOOO Shy!

Filed under: Uncategorized — kirksman @ 7:51 am

Wakakakakakka!!! I’ve nvr been so shy this entire year. I mean it’s no supririse that I do things that embarass myself but I usually never feel much embarrasment although the average person would probabbly never place his or her face upon the steps of public nor sunlight.

This was silly, the average scenario. I saw this chick that was sitting on the table and she looked EXACTLY like my friend from a certain angle. Then I just proceeded to snap my finger next to her ears and walk away. She turned right and uttered in mandarin meaning “Who was that?” ….

Now the last timne i remembered this particular friend of mine spoke Chinese like a bull trying to quack a tune. So I was quite surprised that hse spoke perfect mandrin. Then I turned and HOWLEY MACARONEY!!! That was fcuking NOT my friend!!! Wakakakak!!! Lawak giler babi sial!

I was totally taken back, didn’t know how to respond. But somehow I managed to say “Hey…i thought you were my friend, you look really alike. Don’t worry, she’s cute …and so are you. Lookin good today. Sry abt that!

Then I ran off immediatelly calling my friend and tellin her. She didn’t find it too amusing though but I was laughing helluva hard to myself the netire time. I didn’t exactly find it too embarrasing cuz the girl was actualy kinda cute! SO what the heck, next time I see her, I”ll smile to her.

Embarrasing moment of the month man. People have een saying about your face feeling hot and ur ears feeling hottest. I didn’t feel that though….bah….

March 9, 2007

gonna cut gonna cut

Filed under: Uncategorized — kirksman @ 10:56 am

WHEN i hit 80kilos by August, I’m gonna cut my weight back down to 75KG. MISTER Arnold 2008 champion longkang here i come!!

March 7, 2007

Serkali larghi Malaysiarh Mem’prove Ia Dirule Sorhai

Filed under: Uncategorized — kirksman @ 5:30 am

How’s my attempt at trying to speaking like a person with “Bahasa baku” Fine, translation is, “Once again, Malaysian rulers prove themselves dumb as buttbones

I mean, I just don’t get it, first, the national carmaker has lost money for the 3rd straight quarter. Now, I must say something. The last time I was looking (just casually) at the stocks of Proton, it was really low, I dono how many points la, then when the website auto refreshed, all of a sudden their stocks went “WHAM!!!” super high!!

I wonder which company has the capital (and lack of brains) to put so much money into Proton. It rang a bell, the only “company” capable of doing that is either, “yahoo.com”, “Google.com” or “Malaysia themselves pump in money la duh!” Google and yahoo.com couldn’t care less about Proton.

GM thinks Proton is a piece of junk company, so they can buy it at about 2% of GM’s annual income and then sell more GM cars through Proton and make more money. Just a rebadge, and instant Chevrolet Aveo’sial! for RM60,000. Smart! A little rebadge and hey presto! We avoid the 100% tax that’s imposed and we can now sell our wonderful “I-won’t-turn-but-I’ll-hit-200MPH-in-a-flash” Mustang. They’ll probabbly name it “Proton Kuda” and sell it for RM200K, which makes absolubt sense!

Dun think I donno what’s going on GM! But GOOD!! Please buy over Proton! Then again ah, the name damn lame la….can change ah? I was thinking “Tinfoil” or “Buckle-Lace”

Now……………………………………………………..

Another tremendous dissapointment I have in this country…is their “NEED!” to waste money. Just look, first off they wanna offer a Perodua MYVI to people who get their MY-Kad, which thank god was removed after a while. I mean, the idea to even surface was a laughing stack by itself.

This, however, beats “OWNS!” all levels of stupidity. (Owns in WWW language means, “beats by a tremendous margin” or “annihilates”)

Winning logo Winner Nor Azian A. Hasan, 35, (right) receiving a certificate from Culture, Arts and Heritage Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim for winning the 50th Merdeka logo designing competition. They are flanked by (from left) deputy senior secretary in the Prime Minister’s Department Datuk Mokhtar Abas and ministry secretary-general Datuk Zakiah Ahmad. Nor Azian won RM10,000 by beating 1,455 participants. He said his logo was an inspiration of a waving Jalur Gemilang. — MOHD SAHAR MISNI /The Star

Now I promised a friend that I won’t cuss, but I didn’t say in what language. I’ll use hokkien which goes with “Tiu lu eh laobu sorhai niamai cipet!” I just love Hokkien, everything sounds so much ruder.

Okay, u spend RM10,000 to reward some designer which says it’s inspired by a “waving flag” First off!!! It looks nothing like a flag! It looks more like a hibiscus that’s been run flat by a steamroller and with a huge blue stressball squashed as well thus having the blue background.

How many times has our so called “Jalur gemilang” changed? And how many times, has the most powerful nation in the world’s logo changed? As far as I have researched, nadak~ The logo stayed. Which is kinda like a good idea….shows everlasting dedication towards the nation. You keep changing logos, ppl might interpret it as “Oh crap, this country ain’t even half stable. First they chase off a pair of American expirates from Langkawi saying they have illegal sex (is ther such a thing?) and now they keep changing the logO? I”m outta here!”)

The Culture, Arts and Heritage Ministry chose Malaysiaku Gemilang as the celebration’s slogan, which is appropriate as gemilang means excellence, said Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim.

The Kamus Dewan defines gemilang as enlightened, bright, excellent and in memory of a past era,” Dr Rais said before launching the logo and slogan at the Prime Minister’s Department complex here. 

At a press conference later, Dr Rais told reporters that the logo portrayed the unity of the multiracial Bangsa Malaysia and their appreciation and gratitude for living in a country that has known 50 years of independence.

NINAWEH!!! Malaysia just had something about mister singapore president saying “You are being marginalized!” and today you say we’re a “Multiracial bangsa Malaysia and apprecation and gratitude towards a country that has 50 years of independe’lei fei cipet fart fart tiu leh!”

Good lord, tell me how does it justify the RM10,000 for a new logo and slogan? Right now,the country’s got graduates abroad that will never come back here. We don’t even know bangsa Malaysia, we know ourselves based on our ethnic descent. Heavenly lord, I get outta this country, and if people ask where I’m from i’mma say “I’m a chinese from singapore!” Of course i’ll spend 2 weeks there first and then qualify my ass as a Singaporean Chinese.

It’ isn’t the stupid logo, it isn’t the stupid slogan, it isn’t any of these that will propel this backward nation into the ladders of regonition and respect and economic independence!

It’s the removal of special benefits like oh fvcking 15% cheaper houses!
It’s the restructuring of our education system that should concentrate on practical instead of 100% papers.
It’s the reacquaintance of those Mat Rempits, drug addicts to their makers. (Oh this i like!)
It’s giving equal opportunities to government projects such as roadbuilding and construction of hospitals or whatever government utilities.
It’s the respect that other races should be given instead of being screamed as “Cina babi” or “Keling mabok!” while walking down the aisle.

Seriously, if Malaysia is going to be anywhere close to a “winner” they’ll HAVE to face criticism in the light and accept comments of other nation’s leaders. The longer they wait for implementations of the above steps, the more brains they’ll lose. So don’t blame us when we start moving out of this peopleforsaken country. It’s not our fault. It started from you. You people who’d pay RM10,000 for a stupid log but not sell off Proton to a more capable, more dignified company. I’m not trying to be untowards to my own nation, but think…..am I…… right?

March 1, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — kirksman @ 1:49 pm

That ain’t drugs….

My whey proteiN! Finally got it. Price? Close to RM500….

Market prices is about 500 plus, got it slightly lower . SO nice! It tastes like chocolate milk! Wonderful!
Now what do i do with the extra bag? Any buyers!?????????

Filed under: Uncategorized — kirksman @ 6:57 am

HAHAHAHHAHA!!!! I can do this shit!!

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hahahah!! This is a competition BUILT for me man! I can stomach a 4LBS steak! I can down that!! I’m hoping someone in Malaysia does this too.
Man!! Gimme any of my workout days, Monday, Wednesday, Friday and I can down the entire steak! It’s thick as hell and huge but I don’t care, I usually take two servings. One chicken chop and another steak, no problem downing that! Yes I still get hungry even after finishing all that. I’m always hungry. Gee? Guess why I trained for nearly 10 months (I mean, like serious training) and I am still small?

I did however get a lil flabbier. Bah….never mind la, hit 80KG onli I go jogging a bit.

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