1. I think that fire is a wonderful thing. I love to see fire burn, and watch the flames burn down wood and spoil everything. I love seeing anything that’s burnt down, it gives me a feeling that nothing is stronger than fire.
2. I’m of earth element. I’m supposed to be calm, wise and composed. I’m nothing like that.
3. I’ve a small tattoo of a star on my thigh. It’s horrendously ugly and I love it.
4. I think my knowledge about something that I’m well versed at, is superior to anybody else’s. Mine matters.
5. I fantasized about racing when I was a kid. I fantasized about fighting when I was about 14. I also fantasized about tattooing my entire body when I was about 17.. I wanted a phoenix with flames out of it’s mouths and wings eating up a man.
6. I fantasized about killing people I hate and ripping their parts, and then preserving them to feed their parents with the leftovers. I love the term “Flesh and blood” because I think that anybody that feeds themselves to me, is worth my thoughts. I believe that the left eyeball of the person I hate, is all I need to see my past and future.
I want to kill many leaders of my country, but I can’t because I promised a friend when I was 15 that I wouldn’t.
7. I hate people with brown and yellow skin with moustaches. Only black and white people can have moustaches. I DESPISE the sight of a disgruntled person.
8. I love meat. I like cabbage and general vegetables. I HATE lettuce. I fucking HATE lettuce.
9. I was afraid of people when I was younger. I now hate people.
10. I find transvestites, awfully cool people. They couldn’t give a fuck about what you thought about them. They just went ahead, and became what they really were, they embraced it instead of hiding from it and subjecting themselves to mental torture from the the normal man’s stigma towards them.
11. I find gay men, awfully likeable. Hell, I really like gay men. But only gay men that show they are gay, not gay men who choose to hide their sexuality.
12. I somehow find Mariah Carey, helluva sexy. I mean they’re fake, fine, but she’s still appealing.
13. I hate Beyonce Knowles. She sings like a constipated camel.
14. I think Michelle Branch’s real nice, and I think Britney Spears became like this because I rejected her in my dreams.
15. I find boobs, highly HIGHLY boring.
16. I find David Marchand or Davey Havok, unusually cool. He snaps out goth in coolness. I watched Miss Murder, 38 times in a row and can’t remember the lyrics till now. God knows how I did it.
17. I find guys with eyebrows that slant inwards, very interesting.
18. According to people, my judgement towards girls, seem to be; they have big rounded puppy eyes, they have large foreheads, they have thick eyebrows, they have healthy looking hair, they have very long eyelashes.
19. I’m pierced 6 times on the left ear, and twice on the right ear. I’m pierced once on my eyebrow in 2002. I’m pierced in my handweb once. I’m still currently pierced on my lip.
20. Spanish is the coolest language in the world. 2nd is Thai. English’s the most boring, but most gentleman’ish language.
21. I can speak Spanish. All you need to do, is add “oto, ho, oh, ah” Example? Fuck you. Fuckoco youko malafockoro!” I want to touch your breasts= “Me’oh want’o touch’o your tetek’o.”
22. A nissan 350z is one of the hardest cars you’ll ever handle in your life. Beautiful car, that can’t move two inches without sliding.
23. I think cheating on your partner is highly sexy. But if my partner cheats on me, her mom’ll become the sexiest thing alive.
24. This is my birthday number. I’m associated with death according to the chinese belief.
25. I still don’t intend to fuckign let you know what i feel, and what runs through the other 124/125 of my mind.
26. I believe there was a path for everybody’s life. If the person’s a complete fuckup, it’s god’s fault. If the person’s a real winner, it’s my doing.
27. I can type faster than your virgin grandmother.
28. Lamborghini’s designs, aren’t my type. Only the F50, F430, F599 and Ferrari Daytona look appealing to me. Oh and the classic Ferrari’s of course. I am obsessed with BMW cars. I love the Porsche uglyfied design.
29. I think the ugliest whores alive, are the hairstylists that that are so exceeding in their fashion styles. They’re not subtle enough.
30. You never knew this, but if you ever told your dad; “Dad I knew what happened *crap a date*. I wouldn’t want mom to know this, but my mouth can’t be sewn shut without money” Then go to your mom and say “Mom, I know what you did when you were 25. I need a new car so I can forget about it”
31. If you told your younger sister she was a virgin, and she asked what a virgin is, tell her it means it’s a ritual all girls go through to become grown up. It’s where they stuff the heads of their barbie dolls into their butts and twist it’s head till it snaps off.
32. You never noticed anything, even past number 36. Watch. I’ll prove it to you, you’re unobservant.
33. I once tried to set myself on fire because I watched Guiness Book Of Records. Apparently, it’s true that kerosene flames don’t go off in water. And it’s also true that burning hurts.
34. All bands with the title “The” will be rockstars. “The Strokes, The Sex Pistols, The Killers” The only band that failed was, “The Kirksmans” I had difficulty finding more people with the name kirksman.
35. I’ve the private number of Shaq O’Neil and Travis Barker. It’s as true as russian diamonds.
36. This is the first time I’m writing in the system of a 12.
37. If I was to stand up and put two dildos on my head, I’ll still not be the tallest guy on earth.
38. If you were to observe something, people are really stupid. If you were late, and said “5 more minutes”, they’ll hate you. If you say, “I’ll be down in 6 minutes!”, they’ll think you’re really fast.
39. If you tried advising me, I’d suggest spitting onto a deep forest during a junglefire to put out the flames, you’ll be done clearing the fire before I even listen to one of your advice.
40. You must be a retard to read this far. I’m gunning for 1000 though.
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41. I LOVE Vanessa Anne Hudgens. She’s the only reason I watch High Skewl Musical once in a while. I mean, it’s a downright retarded show with all that stupid singing and crappy acting, but if Vanessa Hudgens is in it, I’m watching it. I melt, if she bends her head forward and tiliates her eyes towards any direction.
42. If all the insects in the world were to fart at the same time, the world would be destroyed due to the tremendous energy released at the same moment. If you count the amount of times I fart in a day, you’ll probabbly lose count at 85, not to mention consciousness and all sense of breath.
43. If I were to tell you one thing a day, you’ll still end up a retard. However, if you were to see my eyes and manage to capture it’s motion, you’ll be a genius. Provided you can remember and understand how i interpret it. I can understand it, I can’t remember it. That’s why I’m still stupid.
44. I find working women, especially ones in those knee length skirts and shirts or blazers, highly highly highly sexy. I really don’t quite care about girls that wear too little and with all due respect, please don’t start any “Oh, he’s talking about him or her” bullcrap in my face. I don’t wanna start no vendetta here, and I know it’ll come if any assumptions is made.
45. There’s a girl, in yellowcard’s video, only one, live video that is. It was previously downlodable from punkrockvids.com, now I’m not sure if it is. It’s the girl that appears suddenly in the camera, right in the middle when the vocalist starts singing “Here I go”. She’s my imaginary lover, and she’s the reason I’m still single. She’s waiting for me, I know somewhere, somehow.
46. If you were to attempt to convince a penguin that it can fly, you’ll probablly suceed. Ever wondered why?
I’ve been researching about penguin science, and apparently those flippers were evolved from wings. If
nothing is impossible, then it’s surely possible to convince the penguin its flippers are still fly’able. Then, the
next time you should do is, radio it while it’s flying and tell it that ”No, actually flippers are meant for swimming. Conclusion? I donno….
47. I’ve never written an important exam essay in the mindmap, tree-form. I’ve always written wahtever flows into my head. I however, practice it all the time, when I’m doing excercises. I’m really good at this mindmap thing.
48. Your mother has never seen a duck quacking. Trust me.
49. Your dad, has never seen a pig snort. Trust me as well.
50. Your brother snuck into room once to fondle your Barbie doll.
51. You ran into his room, to steal his copy of Backstreet Boys-Black and White
52. I find screamo punk and emo punk, very appealing. However, I can’t listen to them for longer than 2 hours. I start finding myself running around naked and slapping my weenie with a marker pen.
53. Until the day I die, I’ll never forget what happened on the 3rd of April year 2000. How tables have turned.
54. I still wanna tattoo myself on the forearm and back and calves. I think that tattoos are really a way to let all that creatures and imagination in you, be exposed to the light of humanity. What tattoos are, is really great. They release these poor creatures that have been stuck under your skin for so many years. IT’s not like your skin’s all that sweet anyway.
55. I can poo and clean myself in 2 minutes, flat. So if I say I’mma go to the toilet, and I come out in 3 minutes, I’m peeing. if I come out in 2 minutes, I’m poo’ing.
56. I think i’ve the best voice in the world, I’m teh sexiest sounding lesbian in the world.
57. I hate cats. I despise them.
58. I hate people that hate cats. I despise them as well.
59. I hate people that dislike dogs.
60. I like dogs. I hate your dad.
61. He stole your mom from me.
62. Lost prophets should be sued. They give me a headache when I headbang to them.
63. I think I’m the coolest drummer in the world. Reason being, I can fart while playing and still nobody will notice. How many of you can do that? Now you know why I suddenly roll or smash teh cymbals really hard don’t you?
64. Drifting, is NOT going to make you go around the corner faster. C’mon, you slide your car, and acclerate to straighten your car, then only move it. Now imagine me, fast into corner, brake hard when in the corner, and acclerate without any spinning or sliding. THAT’s skill.
65. I hate lecturers that say things that I have no fucking clue what they’re saying. And for heaven’s sakes, C doesn’t necesarrily mean it’s pronounced as K.
66. I hate people that frown. I hate people that smile like fools all the time. I hate people that display no emotions. I hate people that don’t laugh. I hate people that laugh all the time.
67.I believe if a trained woman, can have teh same amount of muscle as men, they’ll be stronger. Because I strongly believe their muscle density is more. Look at how that skinny bitch beside you pinched you so hard, you nearly screamed your butthole into a megablaster.
68. I believe that pissholes are the biggest holes in the average man’s hole. Hell it squirts out millions of swimmers, your ass only exhumes about 20lbs of nitrous oxide smelling shit.
69. Gay men should dance.
70. Lesbians should just touch each other.
71. Lydia’s house has 22 cute little liquor bottles that can’t be drunk.
72. Alex’s house has a bird that can ask you if you kena 4d or not. He also has a lot of green in his house.
73. Pamela Anderson’s implanting herself to backaches.








































Haha, never really thought anybody’d give me a second thought on putting me in the same line with the word “cooL”. Considering I really am not. I’m proud someone actually does think I’m somewhat cool. That’s neat, that’s neat.The new semester’s a headache, 1 of my lecturer speaks English, that sounds more like French. So you’ll have to listen really hard to understand what he’s trying to say. One could take it in two ways;